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we love her no matter what :P

[lostinasong]

Would if I could, babe, but unfortunately the only dick I have is made of silicone and I don't think they work for impregnation purposes.

Also, we look hot EVERY day. ;)

XD

[soldforless]

Maybe you're not trying hard enough?

You know, if you were trying.

So you're not a goddess of fertility then?

That's true. We're lucky to be us. :D

[lostinasong]

You know, I admit it, I haven't tried.

I don't think so? All I ever heard was epic poetry and eloquence. I told you I'm still pretty new to this whole goddess thing.

How would that even work? Like even if I was? Like I get up on stage and sing Marvin Gaye and people in the audience get fertile?

[soldforless]

Oh shit, what is that's how it actually works?

WHAT IF I'M FERTILE RIGHT NOW?!

[lostinasong]

Hmmm, I haven't seen any condoms around. Guess you better either start on the nursery or get used to celibacy!





I'm joking, Gen. That's not how it works. And I'm pretty sure Eros and Aphrodite did the whole fertility thing.

[soldforless]

Bitch, don't even joke about that! I can't go back to being celibate now! That's just cruel.

Well, warn me if you ever take one of their places.

[lostinasong]

Wait, hold up, replay, you finally getting laid??

locked - gotta keep this shit private

[soldforless]

YES!!

We were going to take it slow but that quickly went out the window, I can't go back now!

LOCKED FOREVER THEN

[lostinasong]

NICE, I knew Dima had it in him. So how was it? >:]

Re: LOCKED FOREVER THEN

[soldforless]

Okay, I should say that I'm not getting laid laid but we are doing more than holding hands. A lot of oral appreciation, if you catch my drift.

He's actually really, really good at it. Like damn.

[lostinasong]

Drift caught. ;)

He has the Takes Instructions Well vibe, so I'm not surprised.